Straight For Date: 10 Allegedly Gay Celebs Who Were In Straight Relationships

10. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Family Guy puts the gay rumors that have followed Tom Cruise for his entire career, through marriages to both Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes, so succinctly. Peter Griffin says: “Brian, that’s more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies.” It then cuts to Tom Cruise on set of a new film. A burly sound tech is holding up a boom. Tom Cruise thinks: “That camera man has nice strong arms.” He then runs away from the thought bubble, yelling out: “You can’t catch me, gay thoughts!” They couldn’t catch him, through his marriages, either, apparently. But what could catch him were the rumors: people incessantly speculate that he is a homosexual, making the pretty, young Katie Holmes his beard, and his daughter Suri just physical proof of his virility.
10. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes